Message to body

[winterthunder]

Yoohoo, fucking wake up and smell the coffee, I have things to do and no time to deal with your shit!!! Actually just waking up in general will do, since sleeping 18 hours a day isn't exactly realistic at the moment!!

Comments

[verbal202236.livejournal.com]

oh no sweetie. are you feeling ok?
lets hope to god your body hasnt been infested by small robots that need substantial amounts sleep in order for them to be able to successfully take over the north american stock exchange.

[winterthunder.livejournal.com]

I'm feeling fine except for the remnants of a cold and this most annoying desire to sleep constantly. 14 hours last night. On top of a normal week, sleep-wise, so between 7 and 8 a night. It needs to stop soon, it's getting way too annoying. Though taking over the north american stock exchange might actually be fun... "hey robots, could we head for the white house next?"

[roguejam.livejournal.com]

One small robot would have the intelligent of at least an infestation of Dubyas

[winterthunder.livejournal.com]

I rest my case. Maybe he is a robot, that would explain a lot...

[roguejam.livejournal.com]

That would be an embarassment of computers everywhere if that was the case... Though I guess he could be somehow using MS Word for his speeches. The blank stares are when he's trying to think of something to type to make sure it sounds somewhat intelligent, then does so even if it passes/fails the test =)

[winterthunder.livejournal.com]

I saw a great comic once showing him looking at a computer really confused and then a screen shot of the little MS word paper clip saying "You look like you're composing a lame cop-out. Would you like assistance?"