You could make millions

Someone needs to hurry up and invent some sort of total advertisement blocker. It should be a program from the user's side, not a service offered by providers for more money. It should be able to block all advertisements that cover the main text of the page, make noise or sent pieces of the advertisement out over the words you're trying to read. It should work with multiple browsers and platforms and should cause the offending ads to explode in a fireworks show of car pieces, chicken feathers and flashing lights. Retailers could even compete to create the best exploding ads. I, for one, would be much more likely (read: probably not instead of absolutely not) to buy something that exploded in a cool fashion, entertained me and left me alone instead of intruding on my music and web surfing activities.