I invoke the rule of three...

Thusfar in 2007 I have fallen down the stairs and caught a killer mutant cold strep bug. This morning I woke up to find the crook of my elbow had broken out in an ungodly combination of itchy red bumps and skin so dry that it is cracked and raw. The damn thing is NCSU red and will not go away no matter what I put on it.

WHAT DEITY DID I UNWITTINGLY OFFEND??? WHATEVER I DID, I'M SORRY ALREADY!!!