A Note to my Characters...

I love you, I truly do. The directions that you take never cease to amaze me, as does your ability to coax me to write far beyond what I ever thought I could do.

However...

Could you possibly reconsider the decision to travel incognito through Bulgaria? No? You do realize I don't read Bulgarian and information in English is scarce enough on the main tourist areas, right? I can't afford to buy a guidebook, not that your habit of sticking to the most obscure villages and parks would result in a guidebook helping all that much. I promise, someday I will follow the path you're traveling and I'll be able to write about it much better than I ever could now.

But until then, your insistance on keeping a low profile is driving me nuts. I want to write about you, not endlessly run google searches in hopes of finding something on the places you're moving through. You're going to force me into the travel forums and I really don't want to have to explain why I need to know about avoiding people in Rusenski Lom.

Sincerely,
Your Writer