An example of my work ethic

What I need to do this weekend:
Written Assignment #4 for Stat
Study for ANS Test
Study for Spanish Test
Tessilation for Design
Capacitation paper that was supposed to be a rough draft two weeks ago
Anthropology paper before I have to turn in the book
Final paper for tutoring- it's gonna be a bitch so I may as well start punishing myself
Stat homework
Copy edit for ebola paper

What I have spent the evening doing thus far:
Braved city bus system to get to chiropractor and timed it about as perfectly as possible
Got off bus at Whole Foods on the way back. Spent enjoyable hour spending too much money on organic lotion and shaving cream and chocolate. Did manage to talk myself out of tea though. Moral victory.
Finished reading book for anthro
Ruined a perfectly good box of macaroni because I let it soak for too long. Damn not having a stove and having to pre-soak pasta to get it to cook in enough time to keep the tupperware from melting in the microwave.
Made a second box of macaroni and paid attention this time
Spent two hours reading dungeons archives
Spent another hour rearranging my journal layout- check it out
Spent another hour deciding which CD to buy with my itunes gift certificate from christmas. Ended up with In Your Honor by the Foo Fighters and bought Sunshine on Leith by The Proclaimers and Cocoon Crash by K's Choice used on Amazon because they were nice and cheap. I am now going to barricade my credit card in a safe box under the laundry and refuse to spend money for a while. Except that I have to buy food on Sunday. Crap.

I have the rest of tonight and tomorrow. Sunday I'm going to my sister's horse show to cheer her on. Hmm, maybe I can knock out stat hw... crap, seven problems, no way I'm jumping into that now. I dislike doing math related hw in shifts, I forget what I was doing. I guess I'll be studying then.